Go to your iTunes/media player/WinAmp and put it all on shuffle.
Say the following questions in your head, and after each one press next.
Use the song title as the answer to the question.

What do You think of me?
Goldigger - Kanye West (haha im laughing)

Will I have a happy life?
Lose Control - Missy Elliott (next stop, mental institution)

What do my friends really think of me?
It's like that - Run DMC (doesnt really work)

Do people secretly lust after me?
Sexual Healing - Marvin Gaye (oh thats a good one!)

How can I make myself happy?
Not Many - Scribe

What should I do with my life?
Ladies Want it - MOS (clothes designer? a man?)

Why must life be so full of pain?
Beta Boy - Trentemoller

Will I ever have children?
I want you - Paris Avenue

Will I die happy?
Ghetto Gospel (ie. gonna get shot while eating outside a fast food place)

Can you give me some advice?[put the lyrics on this one]
I see Girls - Studio B (tom neville Remix)

I see girls, here there and everywhere
Short skirts long hair
Love it when they walk yeah
I'm on cloud nine
You look so fine cant wait to make u mine
I kind of like it when you walk passed
Gotta take a glass
Body shaped like an hour glass
Pulling up to my bumpit
So hot
You work so hard
Like the way you work it
I look first you look back
Atrracted to the way that you shake that
Yo, i know you can't fake that
So bring it over here
So near i can touch that
One night just isnt enough
I wanna have you giving it up
so put your number on the back of my hand
you got a man, but i got a good plan
So baby girl you're in luck yallll

Ohh, you know i see you girl
You know i want you girl
Coz ur driving me crazay
Oh you know i see you girl
you know i want you girl
coz ur driving me crazy

(this is by far my fav song... sounds dirty the lyrics, but its one motherfucking hot song which i have loved forever! i just typed all those words... from memory!)

What do you think happiness is?
Lets Rock - The Soulchip ft. v. Scott

What's your favourite fetish?
Make 'em shake it - Wahoo (hahahaha)

whats my personality?
The Fruit - Sander Kleinenberg

Physically, what stands out about myself?
She Got me On - Paul Johnson

Emotionally, what stands out about myself?
Darkbeat - MOS (now that's really quite funny!

Findlay are gonna rock woooooooo!
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